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Tomorrow is chemo round three and I’m sleepless on steroids and dreading it so here is a picture of how my husband arranges the kids’ treasures after a pandemic Autumn walk.

At least when he leaves a mess on my desk he does it correctly.

Legendary

Halloween 2020 is testing the creative powers of parents across the country.

Tonight I’m thinking about my greatest parenting triumph when at seven o’clock on a work night we made a Batman costume from household items (including a tarp, duct tape, construction paper and shoelaces) in ten minutes so Viv could go to the elementary school monster mash party at the very last minute and then promptly take it all off to jump around in a cafeteria with a throng of sweaty seven year olds.

We did not take a single fucking picture.

So, here is photo of Viv the year before, as Frankenstein’s monster.

 

DIY Chemo

So the best fix for mouth sores from chemo and the pain of thrush, also caused by chemo, is a prescription mixture called Magic Mouthwash. It wasn’t provided in advance, or even mentioned by my chemo nurses. Typically around 50% of chemo patients experience canker sores, mouth sores, mouth pain and/or a thrush infection. Many experience a change in taste so extreme that even water tastes bad. Water.

This is me.

After some back and forth with the nurse line and doctor, we finally got the prescription called in for Magic Mouthwash today. But it’s not covered by my insurance. The pharmacy mixes it for $138.00. Unmixed, the ingredients are $18.00.

Guess which way Paulie went.

 

This Is Not A Journey.

I have breast cancer. It’s an aggressive type, fueled by my own hormones, and like a constellation it has traveled in a great arc from my breast to my sternum, out to my arm and up past my clavicle. 

I won’t go in to the story of how I was diagnosed, why it wasn’t caught “earlier”, or the howling anguish of the last thirty days. Not yet.

Today I’m ready only to say that things look bleak but also better than they did a week ago. It’s all horrible but also I’m very lucky. I feel like shit but I’m also ok.

Journeys are fun. This is not a journey. I hope, someday, it will be just a story.

 

Crap Year, but Always a Quality Man

I’m trying to convince Paul to be on time for this morning’s grocery store pick up appointment by just going in his pajamas. He won’t do it.

“Paulie, have you seen how people dress here?! Even in your pajamas you have more buttons on right now than the average Wisconsin man at a wedding!”

Happy Birthday my love. Next year will be better. Le Mans is waiting for you. 

So are the groceries. There’s booze in that order, get going.

Winning Parenthood

Here is a photo of 3 1/2 year old Charlie painting the basement wall during quarantine to show that Paulie isn't always a softie.

Paulie and I have long argued that he dotes on the kids too much. Of course, the other side of that argument is that I am Slacker Mom. Or Strict Mom. Or just Exhausted Mom.

 

Tonight, as usual, tired Paulie was drawing pictures of the full cast of The Muppets on demand, making multiple snacks, and sitting in a chair 5" off the ground. I offered to take care of the kids the remainder of the night so he could go rest early. Two minutes later Charlie announces it's nighttime, puts down his crayon and goes up the stairs by himself. He gets undressed and tucks himself in. Viv makes them self an ice cream treat and then follows.

 

So, I'm either Slacker Mom or completely, 100% totally boring to my kids.

 

 

 

Dad Jokes

Thanksgiving at the Osthoff, 2019.

This is the first weekend away that we forgot to pack the stroller...and turns out we don’t need it. Another parenting milestone. Paulie has also reached a new level...a new level of Dadness.

We treated ourselves to a couples massage.

Me: “This will be fun, we’ve never done a “couple” thing before!”

Paulie: “Sure we have, we have a “couple” of kids!”

ba dum bum

Traffic and Weather Together on the 8s

Charliepants: "Mama, can you put on your talking show?".

Mama,smiling and thinking: See, all the NPR will pay off. Screw Paulie and his Arthur and his singalongs and his knowing all the names on Paw Patrol. Little kids DO like the things I like. I AM a fun mom.

"Oh honey, do you like mama's talking show?" 

Charliepants: "No, YOU do."

 

Papa’s Day

A little tidbit to share in honor of my kids papa whom I could not have done a better job selecting. (Yes, I turned that accolade right back to myself. Sorry not sorry I’m really proud of that accomplishment; ie: powering through my fertile thirties solo and happy).

Me: “Thanks for picking up greek food, that’s just what I needed, I’m so tired from work tonight.”

Charming Husband: “Not all gyros wear capes!”

 

This Is Why We’re Married and I Love You

I’m standing in a contraption that stretches my calf and foot to relieve the pain of my plantar fasciitis, stretching my arms up along the wall, wishing for help to pull the ache out.

Me: ”Remember when they used to put people on the rack? Wouldn’t that feel good now?”

Paulie: “And throw a little heat underneath it” 

#imnotworthy

Tonight is Charliepant’s first night in his big kid bed. While I was doing laundry or Facebooking or reading or something, Paulie made him his very own cardboard version of Bert & Ernie’s headboards.

Because, as Charlie says: ERNIEBERT! ERNIEBERT! ERNIEBERT!

(Also, as I write this, Viv is sitting next to his new bed reading him a night night story because she “likes spending time with him”). 

What They See

It’s been an exhausting few weeks.

My community is in an uproar over the highschool production of To Kill A Mockingbird, which exposed the school’s ugly power dynamic, ineffective school board governance, and of course, very loud obnoxious white lady style racism.

We spent a week vacationing with family up north, with all the emotional weight, good and bad, that entails. Note: vacationing with a six year old and a two year old is not vacationing; it’s a trip away, yes, but not a vacation.The school district’s survey to gain support for a $55m to $120m referendum came out (I’m part of a small group trying to get the financial facts and consequences out to the public). I somehow got myself on the Beautification committee of the PTO. There are fliers to hand out, doors to knock on and troops to rally. And parent teacher conferences were on Thursday.

Oh, and while we’re were at it we refinanced the house, with all the paperwork and worry that involves. On Wednesday, after five years of doing everything else ourselves in this fixer upper, we finally signed the construction contract for the complete gutting renovation of the kitchen and first floor. Good grief. Also, I guess I really live here now.

I’ve spent a lot of time these past two weeks thinking about what I want my kids to be exposed to, what kind of community I want them to grow up in, how my values aren’t always reflected in this village.

I’ve also been caught out a few times on my own internal village, how we don’t always live our values right here in this house. Teacher conferences gave me a glimpse of Viv’s world (all week she’s been telling her class stories of the wonderful time she had at the cottage!). I’m freshly aware of how we talk to each other as Charlie explores the boundaries of being a bossy two year old, tests out “No!”, and imitiates Mama and Papa with his dollies. I’m not always proud of what is reflected. 

But, I learn. And I grow. And when ashamed, I try really hard to step forward with new approaches instead of retreating into old habits.

In the end, when they are grown and reflect on their upbringing, I hope their view of their family is like Viv’s clandestine photo portrait of us. There we are, tired and resigned. But together, and with faint smiles on our faces. At the table with each other and not too much yelling.

We Met for the First Time Six Years Ago Today

You are six years old today, and right now you are a humid little lump sleeping next to me in Mama’s bed. “Mama Time” you call it. 

It’s been six years, but I still don’t know exactly what I’m doing. Each time I get confident, each time I get the routine down, you go and change on me. In the proverbial leaps and bounds you make your way through stages of childhood, often leaving me behind in the cliche dust. 

But I do know these things:

Your first best friend was named Julian and you greeted each other with a hug every day and cried when you had to part.

You say Gwanma. And Nonna. And have never confused the two.

You want to be a monkey when you grow up. And also a teacher. And a race car driver.

You are 100% right when you say pants with pockets only in the back are stupid.

Charlie will never have a better guide than you.

You own your Papa’s heart, and almost more importantly, his growth from a pretty darn good person to an amazing person.

You bite your nails, out of nervousness, and I worry about that. But you also are trying to quit, of your own choice, and quitting a habit is the hardest thing a human brain can do. So if you can’t, I got you. That goes for every thing. Every single thing.

 

Home Fires

In a stunning reversal, I like my house and hate my husband. Ok, so that's too strong, but I'm cranky this morning. And we're not seeing eye to eye. But, like all our marital storms, this one will pass.

What will stay, I hope, is my new satisfaction with the house. The painting continues, one room at time, through the first floor. We literally have just one painter working in the house each day, the painting company is fitting us in between other jobs. Which wouldn't be that unusual except that typically they run a crew for this amount of work---walls, ceiling, then sanding, priming and two-coating all that trim. The playroom ceiling had to be stripped of falling ancient wallpaper and practically replastered. Davis, whom I have yet to meet in person, arrives after we leave for work and leaves before we return. Our very own magical painter elf. This is very our style of working with the trades---not needing a schedule or having a deadlin has its cost benefits. And makes the drive home from work more exciting; oh the anticipation!

Adding to the feeling of CLEAN the paint has given the house, the three new light fixtures have changed my outlook on everything. Literally. I can now see just exactly how filthy, grungy, and dark the house was. Why did we wait so long? Oh right, because we needed a shower, and garage doors, and our own bedroom.

Paulie did put up all three lights. And installed dimmers. Ok, truce.

 

 

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All The Little Things

 

When I wore my favorite dress on my birthday and forgot that the fourth grade teacher did "birthday spankings". He made me crawl through the "spank machine" of my classmates legs as they paddled my bottom, at the end of the tunnel he put me on his lap, lifted my dress and spanked my bottom.

 

When the gym teacher asked if I could "run with those things".

When my freshman (high school) roommate came over to my bed while I was sleeping, woke me up and made me pretend to give her finger a blow job in front of her gaggle of friends to humiliate me.

Every single time someone said "but you have such a pretty face".

When the doctor, during my very first pelvic exam, slapped my thigh and said "What are we going to do about these saddle bags?"

When the school president asked "Which one is the smart one and which one is the pretty one?"

The time the guy started to go anal without asking.

The time the guy creeped his hand over to caress my thigh while his other hand was holding the hand of his girlfriend on my couch.

The time the two male business partners started talking about a female vendor: "How could someone that good looking smell so bad" as we waited for the meeting to begin. When the next party arrived, who was male and not their employee, they stopped talking.

The time a grown man pinned a sixteen year old me against the pole on a crowded train car and rubbed himself against my backside until he was yelled at and ran off at the next stop.

Every single time someone assumed that fat is an insulator from assault and a barrier to love.

 

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This Guy

We're having a little family do today. I mentioned in passing that I wished the garbage cans weren't so visible. Five minutes later, he's building a screen.

 

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Touché

"I'm disappointed, Charlie's eyes are turning dark.They were so light for so long, I had hopes they would be green like mine. Looks like they are going to be brown instead, I'm so bummed".

"Why so bummed?"

"I don't know, don't you wish a little bit that your kids look like yourself?"

"They do look like me, they have brown eyes."

 

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Nailed It

That time we were standing waiting for the Max train in Portland and it began raining and you asked if I wanted your umbrella and I said no (because I used to live there and I know better) and then you said, with admiration, "You're so durable."

That was the most romantic thing you ever said to me, because it's how I think of myself. You nailed it. And you daily nail this marriage and kids (and mother in law) thing. Thank god, because sometimes, on the tough days, I'd rather be out walking in the rain. Happy Anniversary Paulie!

 

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Darkest Before the Dawn

Parenting is a nocturnal experience. We four are still in one bedroom, in our separate sections, but still all in together. Each night is a campsite of mysterious thumps and hums; something is always vibrating. Previous silence is filled with sniffles, snores and baby wheezes. We are awakened by coughs, hunger cries, dead batteries. I am awakened by my own worry, restless until I check the crib. In turns, and as often both at once, we tend to the little ones through dusk and midnight and early dawn.

When the adult bedroom is at last habitable, it may take me many nights to get used to the quiet. Or not.

 

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47, 4, 4 months

Yes, those are birthday candles in corn muffins. October is a month of milestones. Paulie turned 47, Vivi turned 4, and Charlie grew into his 4th month. Celebrations would be nice, but an organized gathering, an organized anything (!), seems out of our reach these days.

Who can bake a cake and make dinner and wrap presents and what presents? who picks up the kids and we're out of diapers and Viv needs a haircut and am I still nursing and I have to work in Chicago tomorrow and go get milk again at Walgreens.....Mostly, we are keeping our heads above water.

But in a quiet Sunday morning, at last, I can reflect. And all three of my people are asleep. Thank god.

 

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Papa Said It

"Parenting is one small indignity after another; from my robe falling open at inopportune times, to the goldfish I just snacked on that I'm pretty sure had been on the floor". -Paulie

Add to that:

-Changing a diaper on a public restroom floor.

-An Uncle asking "Is the baby under here?" as he lifts the nursing scarf away.

-Wishing I had more of those mesh underwear from the hospital.

-Closing the bathroom door for those five sweet minutes alone.

-Shaving the left leg on Tuesday, the right leg on Wednesday.

-Seriously discussing the merits of Nurse Holly's (of Doc McStuffins cartoon fame) record keeping (the Big Book of Boo Boos) with the three year old.

-Assembling any stroller, swing, bouncy chair, or car seat together without divorcing.

-Milk in the cabinet, coffee beans in the fridge, toothpaste in the kitchen, crackers in the bathroom.

-Asking "Is this poop?" more than once a day.

 

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Five Weeks

Charlie is five weeks old tomorrow. I have aged five years. Some highlights:

-"Am I wearing pants? Not 'should I wear pants', but can you tell me at this moment do I have my pants on?"

-"They are so cute so that you won't kill them" (thanks Grandma)

-"The sheets were always so scratchy" (birth story from another era)

-"Your boob looks like a weapon"

-"Uh oh mama, he fell off your boob!"

-The third sling is the charm. Or the fourth...

-"What are you going to do for three whole months?" (Apparently maternity leave is a vacation)

-We have enough baby blankets. What we need is a Walgreens platinum card. That's a thing, right?

-"It goes up his butt til the stopper then you listen for the whistle"

 

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One Row At A Time

 

The bathroom is finished! It took a year, but at last we have a working sink, toilet AND shower on the second floor. Our tile guy, dear and beloved Scott, did our job moonlighting between a day time tile gig and a night shift driving gig. So, one row at a time, over the past four weeks, our complicated patterned shower tile was installed (and Scott was made dizzy).

And of course, a shout out to this guy, for doing everything else that makes a bathroom a bathroom (and a house a home):

 

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The Ring of Fire Is Not About Johnny Cash

The second baby is both easier and more difficult. I knew what was coming, so I dreaded labor and delivery. My experience with Viv was so tough, I feared a repeat. And no, "getting a healthy baby at the end" does not erase a bad birth experience. It certainly helps over the alternative, but a crummy time is a crummy time.

The birth plan this time around was certainly more flexible (and less lengthy--"Take it as it comes") but still focused on as natural as possible. When baby was breech at 36 weeks and my conservative OB/GYN firmly announced it would be a c-section if he didn't flip by 38 weeks, I was in a panic. I saw the chiropractor every other day, did accupressure and stood on my head for twenty minutes each night. A surgeon's daughter avoids surgery like the proverbial plague.

Lucky me, it worked!

I was so relieved to avoid a scheduled c-section that I didn't see the preeclampsia coming. A few spiked blood pressure readings didn't alarm me, but sharply declining platelets and scary liver function readings did. A scientist's daughter also knows when to trust the numbers. It's a good thing I'm so organized and had wrapped up work a week before my due date, because it was time to get that baby out!

 

-When faced with an unknown, Paulie goes to his comfort zone. As we were scrambling out the door Saturday morning for the emergency induction, he vacuumed the cars. Both cars.

-When your childcare plan (i.e. Grandma) says they are going on a winery tour the weekend before your due date, be sure to ask WHERE. Do not assume it's local. It's more likely, inexplicably, in Appleton. By charter bus.

-Intravenous Magnesium is the devil. The devil that saves your life, but the devil.

-I've never been so happy to get a catheter. Or had such a deep, meditative exchange with an anesthesiologist.

-Doctors tell, and you think you understand and nod your head like you understand. But after the doctor is out the door moments later, the nurses interpret. And then you truly DO understand. You understand that the nurses do everything. And then they also clean up your food tray.

-"Why does the window hurt so fucking much?!?" I asked Paulie over and over during transition. I had an area in my abdomen, near my hip that the epidural didn't take effect on. It happens sometimes. The nurse explained it to me, calling it an epidural "window", while Paulie was in the bathroom. As he leaned over the bed to comfort me, he was so perplexed when I grunted "No, godfuckingdamnit it's not about the blinds".

-Pushing when I felt like it, as I felt like it without the sitcom "push push push" count down was so much better. Pulling on a towel like a rope, with both Paulie and the doula pulling in the other direction was brilliant. That baby popped out in thirty minutes!

-A doc who saves your stuff (as one observer noted "She worked the hell out of it") is forgiven for all else.

-My hair looked amazing.

 

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Dad vs Daughter (or Science vs Disney)

Viv: "Look Papa, that airplane is making a line in the sky"

Paulie: "That's because the turbine engine makes water and it's cold up there so it makes a vapor trail".

Viv: "Oh, it's like a magic princess!"

 

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Before & Before

While Mom, Viv and I were road tripping, Paulie was home working away on the bedroom. Out came the groovy orange closet, fluorescent lights, acoustic tile ceiling and dark faux wood wall paneling.

Underneath the 70's vintage cladding were remnants of a 70's teenage graffiti conversation, complete with sketches of guitars and booze bottles. This house has history. If the previous owners kids ever pop by, I want to ask about "taking Mary to Nino's". No need to ask about the window screen missing a neatly cut 2" square of mesh. I think I can guess.

 

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The Joys of Late Pregnancy

Me: *sneeze*! "Honey, can you get me a tissue?"

Paulie: "Here you go my love".

Pause.

Me: "You thought I was going to use that on my nose, didn't you?"

Paulie: "I did, I really did."

Happy Anniversary darling!

 

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Charlie Prep

Getting ready for Baby #2's arrival has included lots of preparatory conversations with Viv. We cover sharing, gentleness, jealousy...all the expected topics for a soon-to-be-sibling. Turns out, as I listen to our household with my mind on adding a new baby to the mix, it may be Paulie that needs the prep talk.

He has a hard time seeing Viv as the toddler she is; he is emotionally about one year behind in her development. He is frequently stunned at her ability to do things herself. Tasks I've had her do on her own for months he routinely does for her. Come baby time, he's not going to have the time or energy for all that dotage, as I remind him often. Viv reminds him too:

Paulie, behind her on the way down the stairs: "Careful Vivi, hold the railing".

Vivi: "Papa, I know what I'm doing!"

 

 

 

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Hello Charlie

We get the set! Number two is a boy. I didn't know Paulie wanted a boy until the most recent doctors appointment. When I asked him why he hadn't mentioned his wish to me, he said "I didn't want to be 'that guy'". He was totally "that guy" when he threw his arms up in the air touchdown style in the ultrasound room.

We both agree, it's not about having a boy, it's the thrill of having the set and never again having to field the question: "So, are you going to try for another?"

 

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Three

Viv is a world. She is a toddler. She has dollies and friends and likes and dislikes. She has opinions. She sings to herself. She sings to us. (We call it Toddler Opera). She is curious, she is cautious. She is simultaneously infuriating and fascinating. She is three years old.

Me, at the end of a long day: "I'm pooped".

Viv, from the back seat: "Oh Mama, in your pants?"

 

Alone Time

Believe it or not, I'm glad to have this goofball back home.

Progress!

After at last convincing Paulie that hiring another man to work on the house is not the same as having another man sleep with me, we have bathroom progress!

The crew got the shower walls framed in, the new subfloor completed medicine cabinet roughed in, and the walls prepped for tile...in one day.

We started the bathroom one year ago next week, planning at the time to complete it in only one week. I said "we will not be defeated". We were totally defeated. We surrender.

Old house, we give up on doing it ourselves. We promise from now on just to throw wads of cash at you dear Kenmore Place. Please return the favor some day.

 

 

 

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The Light at the Back of the Garage

I've never been so thrilled to see a garage wall! The two crumbling broken windows in the back of the garage were replaced with gleaming bright glass block today.

It's a small thing, but a huge improvement. The garage wall is my last view when I leave for work each day, and my first impression when I come back home after a long day. I couldn't take looking at the oozing "Great Stuff" around the frames of broken glass panes any longer. Dave the Glass Block Guy to the rescue.

Paul's Fathers Day gift may have to be painting the garage. Because, of course, now the rest of the garage looks worse by comparison. But that means we need next to pour a new floor....and add a work bench...and a while you're at it add a lift...

 

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Oops

Viv: "I saw your trunk today Papa"

Papa: "You saw my what?"

Viv: "You have a trunk like an elephant!"

Exit bathrobe, enter pants.

 

 

 

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If Not Now...

Before:

After:

Little bits of progress...or, resignation. This kitchen cabinet, the only kitchen to speak of, is supposed to be ripped out some day. But, at our pace of Demo Quickly-Rebuild Never, I've forbidden it's removal.

So, in quiet acceptance of the fact that I have lived in this fixer for two years, and will probably do so for twenty more, I painted it.

New house Motto for 2015: If not renovated, at least less gross.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I See You! (And Me. And the kid. And the dog...and, hey is everyone in the bathroom with me?!?!)

It only took six months...and 1 day and $33.18 but we finally got a mirror in the bathroom.

I've been doing my face in a hand mirror hanging off the latch on the cabinet door. In our only bathroom. A bathroom with no threshold, no door trim, chunks of plaster on the floor and a fan that sounds like an airplane landing overhead. I get ready each morning in this 4' x 5' tile palace while someone else showers and a little someone else peaks in because that's where everyone is and isn't this fun?!

The next time Paulie says he'll do some thing when he can afford it, I'm going to clarify what "afford" means!

 

 

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The Best Wife Ever

I was out of town most of today, Paulie kept busy:

Me:"Did you enjoy your alone time today?"

Paulie, gesturing down enthusiastically :"I did! Did you see my floors?!?!"

 

 

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Almost

Viv, with her pants off and a scarf on her head, carrying Papas belt, singing:

"Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

Papa: "Viv, that's my belt."

"Jingle belt, jingle belt...."

 

 

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Home Alone

Before: nice retro globe, but out of place. After: Arroyo Craftsman handmade copper Craiglist find!

Paul finally had the chance to work on the house as planned today! His big renovation plans for his two weeks off (holidays and unused vacation days) were sidelined by a packed holiday party schedule and feverishly sick child.

Sicky-poo Viv finally rallied enough for daycare today; Paulie wasted no time. Three light fixtures have been replaced, curtain rods hung, and more, all in one day. It seems he is so much more productive when the kid is not around. Ditto me.

 

 

 

 

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Merry Christmas!

Following family tradition, Viv has developed a cold and fever on Christmas Eve. Nothing serious, just enough to dampen her spirits a bit. On second thought, maybe a fever-mellowed toddler is a Christmas blessing!

 

 

 

 

 

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Next Time, California

Paulie surprised me yesterday with Thanksgiving "mood boards", big prints of our last holiday in sunny Palm Springs.

Me: "When did you make these?"

Paul: "In my spare time".

Me: "Spare time? You're married to me...you don't have any spare time!"

 

 

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Errand Boy

I just sent my hubby to the store for beer and Redi-whip.

 

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Quotable

Viv : "I'm unhappy."

Me: "Why are you unhappy?"

Viv: "I want chocolate milk."

Paulie, pouring: "Is it supposed to be lumpy?"

Uh oh.

 

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Not Exactly Clear on the Concept

Kate: "I have an idea, let's get away for a weekend to a nice hotel just the two of us. We don't have to go far, just a nice hotel so we can have a little relaxation alone together".

Paul: "That's a great idea , it would be so nice to just sit and watch some tv".

 

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Happy Birthday CiCi

So much for Viv's special birthday dress...she left for daycare all dolled up and returned as the true ragamuffin she is. She's two!

I do most of my parenting, feel most like a "mom" in the early morning hours before she is awake. Packing her lunch, making her bottles, laying out her outfits with matching socks is how I start the day.

Hazy mornings in a quiet house with coffee cup and formula can. Doing my quick-step, coordinated feed-the-dog-put-the-dishes-away-write-a-note-to-daycare-pack-my-work bag-empty-the-garbage dance in the cramped kitchen...that will be what I remember. She can't see me doing it, doesn't know the thought put into little containers of fresh veg and homemade pasta, has no idea how important the daycare bag pacifier double check is. She's sound asleep, all curly-headed, sweaty, puffy-cheeked baby in her toddler bed.

It's the best time of day.

 

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Game Face

Paulie: "You know that there are at least a dozen full grown women in Wisconsin wearing that exact same outfit today. In the same size!"

Parenting vs Dating: Things Change

Today's thoughtful text from loving husband:
"Got the smell out"

Labor of Love-ish

Here we are having a little rest tonight after working non-stop on the house for three days. Viv likes to play on the slide in the front yard while I check on my flowers and bird feeder. Each marathon weekend like this ends in sore muscles, empty bank accounts and a bit more affection for the house.

Let me explain Paulie's bathtub-in-the-hallway selfie: We both hate Clawfoot tubs, it's one of the connections that bonded us deeply in our early romance. They are old, uncomfortable, impossible to keep clean and worst of all, they were originally made to be hog scalds. I can never unlearn that little factoid. Add to that the expense of adding a complicated customized shower on it (nearly equal to just replacing it completely) and that tub is out the window. Or down the stairs as it where.

Thirty minutes after listing it on Craigslist as "you get it out, it's yours for free" this morning, I had twenty emails! It was gone by noon; carried quickly down the stairs by a pair of burly brothers.

Now, of course, we have created a typical Kenmore problem....the place it vacated is now screaming for a large, luxurious and spectacularly expensive tiled shower enclosure.

 

 

 

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Inside The Walls

It's a shame the wiring to this this lovely switch may have caused a small fire years ago. I've wondered what it was, but it was unidentifiable under seven layers of paint and failed to turn anything on or off. Turns out it was disconnected at some point. Inside the wall Paulie found charred boards and sections of lath and plaster blistered and blackened. The switch polished up nicely (that bottom red button is a nightlight, bulb filament still intact!), but it will have to go on the display shelf instead of back in the wall.

 

 

 

 

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One Weekend, One Bathroom. We Will Not Be Defeated.

We've decided to skip the traffic and crowds and amateur hour at the campsite this holiday weekend in favor of working on the house. Specifically, the upstairs bathroom. The goal is to replace the sink, toilet, medicine cabinet, two light fixtures and install a gfi outlet. This weekend. And, if our marriage holds up, paint the walls and trim.

I'm going with this craiglist emerald find. Imagine white and green arts and crafts wall tile detail, white and black penny tile floor, polished nickel fixtures ....think I can make it work?

 

 

 

 

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