Should I Eat These Crackers (nuts, cookies, olives, etc)?
Are they unopened? —-then probably not.
Are they a brand you don’t recognize or usually see in the cupboard? —-probably definitely not.
Are they fancy? —-oooh, probably really shouldn’t.
Is it December? —-Danger danger danger
Did you answer yes to two or more of these questions? If so, don’t you dare eat those crackers, they are for COMPANY.
COMPANY!