The thing about chemo nurses is they will cheerily ask “So, what did you do this weekend?!” like you didn’t spend it:
having diarrhea
being constipated
feeling nauseous
feeling dizzy
taking nausea medication that makes you dizzy
counting hives
having bloody noses
counting pills, writing it down and then immediatly forgetting what you've taken
being cold, then hot, then cold
gargling with baking soda and salt
gargling with apple cider vinegar
having bone pain
sleeping
not sleeping while everyone else is sleeping
moisturizing your bald ass head