Halloween 2020 is testing the creative powers of parents across the country.
Tonight I’m thinking about my greatest parenting triumph when at seven o’clock on a work night we made a Batman costume from household items (including a tarp, duct tape, construction paper and shoelaces) in ten minutes so Viv could go to the elementary school monster mash party at the very last minute and then promptly take it all off to jump around in a cafeteria with a throng of sweaty seven year olds.
We did not take a single fucking picture.
So, here is photo of Viv the year before, as Frankenstein’s monster.