"Parenting is one small indignity after another; from my robe falling open at inopportune times, to the goldfish I just snacked on that I'm pretty sure had been on the floor". -Paulie
Add to that:
-Changing a diaper on a public restroom floor.
-An Uncle asking "Is the baby under here?" as he lifts the nursing scarf away.
-Wishing I had more of those mesh underwear from the hospital.
-Closing the bathroom door for those five sweet minutes alone.
-Shaving the left leg on Tuesday, the right leg on Wednesday.
-Seriously discussing the merits of Nurse Holly's (of Doc McStuffins cartoon fame) record keeping (the Big Book of Boo Boos) with the three year old.
-Assembling any stroller, swing, bouncy chair, or car seat together without divorcing.
-Milk in the cabinet, coffee beans in the fridge, toothpaste in the kitchen, crackers in the bathroom.
-Asking "Is this poop?" more than once a day.
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