girl at large

Check Please!

-Organize the scarf drawer (including ironing them). Check.

-Three loads of laundry. Check.

-Find the Christmas tree ornaments. Check.

-Organize the scarves, hats and gloves. Check.

-Wrap all the Christmas presents. Check.

-Order Christmas cards (just under the wire!). Check.

-Get the car snow shovel and snow brush out of storage. Check.

-Pack away summer shoes and purses.Check.

-Flip the mattress. Check.

-Organize the sock and undies drawers. Check.

-Two bags to Goodwill. Check.

-Clean out the scary closet. Check.

-Put most of the stuff from the scary closet in the frightful storage space. Check.

 

 

 

The Things We Say

A few memorable quotes from my trip to Palm Springs. Can you guess who said what?

1) "So why did you have to go to the Internet to find a woman?".       A) Tom  

2) "That's what she said".                                                              B) Paul

3) "I usually just lick it and stick it back in".                                    C) Mom

4) "I'm so dehydrated my pee looks like orange juice".                     D) Everyone, every day, all day