girl at large

One Stone at a Time

I've lost 10.3 pounds (yes, there's an ap for that) of the quitting-smoking weight! But on me, it's hard to tell---when you take one apple out of a bushel, you still have a bushel.

Dogs Just Know

Why do dogs just know when you are preparing for a dinner party and choose that exact day to A) barf on the rug, B) have diarrhea on the rug, C) pee on the rug or D) DO ALL THE GODDAMN ABOVE!