Every year or so, I have just one glass too many and leave my credit card too near the computer and then, magically, I'm enrolled in an online dating site! How did that happen again?
And as always, the photos. Guys, the photos!! Here are a few of my favorite "Don'ts".
-Don't include shots that show you drinking shots.
-On that topic, generally, bar shots are a no-no. And house party pictures? Really? You're 42 and enticing me with a picture of yourself surrounded by dozens of those cheap red plastic beer cups?
-Don't crop out the ex-girlfriend if doing so also eliminates more than 30% of your own head.
-Limit pets to those that are furry, big-eyed and cuddly. No matter how cuddly, limit the number of pets in one photo to two.
-Do not include guns, swords or weaponry of any kind unless it is directly related to your profession (as in policeman, zoo keeper, sword swallower).