Well intentioned, but far too early....the phone rings at 7:30am today:
-"Hyeowullo?"
-"Hi Kate! It's Dad! Happy Birthday!" (with far too much enthusiasm for this early)
-"Whoueitkd?" (clearly not clear-headed, asleep and deeply troubled by Spanish Coffee intake night before)
-"Oh, is it early?"
-"Yes"
-"Did you go out last night?"
-"Yes"
-"Are you off work today?"
-"Yes"
-"Oh, guess you could sleep in then!" (with laughter)
-"That was the idea"
-"Happy Birthday!"
-"Hurempht. Thanks" click.