if i could sit on Santa's lap

let's see, what shall i put on my Christmas list? 1) one skin cream that actually DOES what it says it does (for that jolly red glow) 2) a cure for fear of heights, speed and sporting equipment (St. Nick must have mastered all that on the sleigh, right?) 3) a washing machine (don't ask) 4) pair of chocolate brown leather boots, of the "Leave 'em on baby" variety (sometimes i am a naughty girl) 5) a sibling translating dictionary (for all those "What EXACTLY did she MEAN by that?" moments) 6) a Boy of my very own (preferably not of the elf variety) 7) a job (complete with wages; making toys would be ok) 8) an isight for everyone i know and love (Santa's up on the techie stuff, yeah?) 9) nicotine patches in fashion colors (for those long haul flights) 10) a painting patron (aka: 'sugar daddy'--in combo with item 6 certainly ok)