i've returned to the land of:

NON-DAIRY CREAMER -just think about that for a minute. eeew. ONE SIZE FITS ALL -sure, right. LAST CHANCE FOR STARBUCKS BEFORE TERMINAL TWO -at JFK, i laughed out loud. STYROFOAM CUPS -i swear, that's what's causing all the cancer. MUFFINS BUILT LIKE MISSILE SILOS -they are unbelievable huge. hm, wonder how i got fat? BEVERAGE MAY BE HOT WARNINGS -now, that is just funny. hm, it's a cup of HOT coffee?!?! WE USE REAL MARGARINE -honest, that's what the sign said, and so proudly! THE TO-GO CUP -ok, this one's handy..not finished with your cocktail, friends want to leave? take it with you!