Uncle Bert-isms

"if there is a big hole in the shelf, it has to be a good deal, doesn't it? i mean, the french are buying it, so it must be a bargain!" -in reference to the remaining two bottles of 1.95 wine at Carrefour (comme Target) "i think she really likes me, she was flirting with me so much it was almost embarrassing" -the girl behind the counter at the bakery was helpful "it didn't look that far" -after riding his bicycle from Antibes to Nice proper....six hours total