i read a great one

i read a great one today: "Cheer up, death is around the corner!" is there a birth control pill out there that also tells your MIND that you don't want to get pregnant? i thought having the dog would satiate the desire, but it seems only to have whetted it. oops. i can't seem to get the crazy French baby idea out of my head. hope mom doesn't read this posting, she'll ixnay my stay!